crumpet

murea teeleipä A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter.
puhekieltä A person (or, collectively, persons), usually female, considered sexually desirable.

(w) was famously described as "the thinking mans crumpet|thinking man's crumpet".''

John and his mates have gone out to find themselves some crumpet.